WELCOME TO PLASMOTRON!

TO GET RIGHT INTO PLASMOTRON (YOUR INTERFACE INTO THE NEURO-WEBSPACE OF PLASMO HIMSELF), CLICK HERE RIGHT NOW!

Holy crap, you haven't clicked yet? Then you must want to read all the old intro poo...I admire your sense of adventure...and for that you will be rewarded later in life. So scroll down and read the semi-oxymoronic spiel and obey your commands and don't mind the humming sound when you take a shower...it has nothing to do with the funny feeling in your teeth. Plasmo thanks you and your government thanks you.

HERE IT IS, PEOPLE (and I use that term loosely)...THE ESSENTIAL PLASMOTRON! JUST HEAD DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND CLICK AWAY...BUT THINGS WILL BE A-CHANGIN' SOON, I SAY...

PLASMOTRON is an extraordinary interface; it is the means by which you will navigate the Domain of Plasmo. To get right into the madness, scroll to the bottom to select the PLASMOTRONIC ENTRY most appropriate for your bandwidth and/or patience. Feel free to examine the disclaimer-type spiel, and if you're really itchy, you can use the SHORTCUT (deprives you of the magnificent main interface...not recommended except when time is very short)

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The Domain of Plasmo presents art and ideas which are quite often adult in nature.

You will encounter things that some would term profane and offensive;

if you are under 18 years of age, or if you are overly sensitive, weak-stomached, weak-minded, or subscribe to tight-ass, self-loathing organized religion, then please get a grip.

By entering the Domain of Plasmo, you hold YOURSELF AND YOURSELF ONLY ENTIRELY RESPONSIBLE for any possible trauma or discomfort resulting from exposure to presentations representative of free artistic thought.

If you are still here, you may now enter PLASMOTRON. You will need a recently updated version of Netscape or Explorer with the Flash Plug-in installed. You will also need the services of the latest version (excluding Beta or Preview Releases) of QuickTime. Set your browser's cache to AT LEAST 8Mb.

• Choose the LOW-K version (click on the color splotch) for quicker downloads on slower connections.

• Choose SMOOTH ACTION (click on the color splotch) for a higher frame rate and better quality motion. This option is more suited to those with high bandwidth connections or perfectionists with patience.

• Choose the SHORTCUT page by CLICKING HERE. If you have very little time, or are no fun at all, this option will allow you to quickly access the three main categories by bypassing the PLASMOTRON interface. Because the PLASMOTRON interface is such an astounding work of art, it is recommended that you bypass it only when absolutely necessary.

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